1:24 PM

Sometimes when I start wishing that human beings were capable of consciously selecting their emotions, I try to remember that brains are only robots, doing what they've been programmed. I try to picture all of the little gears and conveyor belts desperately attempting to keep pace with the onslaught of input. I start to wonder how accurate our calculations can be, and I just think that if Microsoft had released a program with this many quirks, we'd all return it.